Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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