Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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