Umm I'm too high to move.
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
two words: eviction party
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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