Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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