i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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