look no pants
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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