So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
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