My hand turned me down
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
