I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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