: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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