It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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