he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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