I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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