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(512): View more from Texas

uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.

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(212): View more from New York

Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I have one thing to say: spongebath.

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I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...

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(985): View more from Louisiana

The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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(860): View more from Connecticut

his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.

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(949): View more from California

Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.

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(706): View more from Georgia

Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus

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