I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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