so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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