Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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