Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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