At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
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I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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