i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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