His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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