I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Drake has all the answers
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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