Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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