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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking

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• (561): View more from Florida

  Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits

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• (254): View more from Texas

  when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  Why was I lying under a truck last night?

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat

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  My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets

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• (+49): View more from Germany

  Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?

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