I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I wish i was in the wii world.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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