I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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