They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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