go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I will die if light touches me.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
