If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
In the future we'll all be gay
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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