Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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