Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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