She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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