Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
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