My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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