i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
just come out here and I will go home with you...
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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