how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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