Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Dual....:-)
I want to walk on stilts...naked
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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