I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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