We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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