doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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