just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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