If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
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