I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
The air taste purple.
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