watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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