he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Randomize
