I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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