Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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