What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Randomize
