We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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