In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
sarcasm needs its own font
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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